Govt Disappointed Equanimity Bidders Shopping Like It’s Their Own Money

LANGKAWI: Lawyers acting on behalf of the government have reported a disappointing first round of bids for the billion ringgit luxury superyacht, ‘Equanimity.’

“The government had high hopes another young tycoon flush with mysteriously earned wealth would come in and brazenly match Jho Low’s original $250 million purchase price, but sadly that has yet to occur,” explained Lawyer, Shaunvinder Singh,”

“We suspect these Equanimity buyers are making lower bids because they’re actually spending their own money, instead of development funds laundered through the Caymans. We may have to include a few handbags and diamond tiara’s to fetch a higher selling price!”

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