Marzuki To Keep Job But Only To Meet People Resembling Foreign Dignitaries

PUTRAJAYA: Amid calls for his resignation over his questionable Cambridge qualifications, Malaysia’s Foreign Ministry announced its decision to retain YB Dato Marzuki Yahya as Deputy Foreign Minister so long as he only interacts with people who resemble or impersonate foreign leaders and officials.

“I think Malaysians can agree there are far more serious offenses than trying to pass off a dodgy US correspondence degree from a website featuring attractive pictures of Ukrainian single ladies as eqivilent to a degree in Business Administration from Cambridge University, England,” a Foreign Ministry source confirmed.

Since news of Marzuki’s Cambridge crisis spread through diplomatic circles, Syed Shaffat Ali, a lookalike of Pakistan PM Imran Kahn, has already invited the Deputy Foreign Minister to Islamabad to discuss strengthening ties between our two nations.

Impersonators of Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull, U.K. Prime Minister Theresa May, and a man resembling North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un, also expressed interest in meeting Marzuki in the near future.

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