Police Shut Down Theatre Orgy In Georgetown Protester’s Imagination

GEORGE TOWN: To uphold the nation’s morals, police shut down a ‘Love In Georgetown City’ theatre orgy occurring in the mind’s eye of several protestors standing in front of the Penangpac theatre.

“These protestors who never saw the actual production were revolted by the depraved promiscuous sex acts they imagined taking place,” a Penang police spokesman explained,

Police have warned the imaginary sex performers in the Georgetown protestor’s minds if they insist on organising future orgies, it could trigger street protests.

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