Zouk DJ Steps Down For Son Of PM Who Isn’t Stepping Down

SINGAPORE:  Zouk nightclub attendees were outraged on the weekend when famous Egyptian DJ Fadi was.

Tengku Adnan launches bag snatch festival to curb theft

KUALA LUMPUR:   After announcing plans to legalise illegal KL street racing, today Federal Territories Minister.

Politicians Are Proof Malaysians Happy To Do Dirty Jobs If Paid Enough, Says Expert

PUTRAJAYA:  Today a local employment expert disagreed with recent official statements that locals are not.

Nation plagued by fat police and skinny students mulls job swap

MALAYSIA:  Today authorities admitted they were perplexed by the twin problems of skinny students starving.

Criminals ordered to run slower as police too overworked to work out

PENANG: Today one of the nation’s estimated 11,000 obese policeman asked crooks flee crime scenes.

Bauxite Mining: Nation shocked you can actually suspend something while probing it for corruption

  MALAYSIA:  After hearing news harmful bauxite mining will be suspended 3 months to make.

North Korea claims to have built a Malaysian roti bom

PYONGYANG:  Today North Korea’s Supreme Leader King Jong-Un announced in a broadcast it has developed.

Bauxite so dangerous, we better dig it out of here fast, say miners

KUANTAN:  Today miners reassured concerned Pahang state locals they were doing all they could to.

Ahmad Maslan suggests government work second job to counter falling oil revenues

PUTRAJAYA:  Last night Deputy International Trade and Industry Minister Datuk Ahmad Maslan offered a timely.

Following price hike backlash, ERL launches economy rail service to KLIA

SEPANG:  After angering travelers with a more than 50% increase on rail tickets from KL.

Najib Quashes Succession Rumours By Appointing Himself Deputy PM

PUTRAJAYA:   In a shrewd political move, government sources reported today Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib.

Dr M’s Anti-Najib Anti-Bersih protest sparks Uniqlo blue check sell out

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today, Japanese clothing retailer Uniqlo admitted to selling out of men’s casual blue.

Be immovable like the Malaysian PM, ISIL leader tells fighters

DAMASCUS:   Despondent ISIL fighters struggling to occupy Syria took heart today after a leader suggested.

Nation Celebrates The Return Of Muhyiddin’s Balls

KUALA LUMPUR:  After calling for a special supporter gathering tonight, the nation was delighted to.

Fitch gives PM’s Bank Account AAA+ Rating

KUALA LUMPUR: Ratings Agency Fitch did Malaysians proud last night by awarding the Prime Minister’s.

Students defend MARA, say Melbourne property scam part of valuable corrupt business education

MELBOURNE: Today, Malaysian scholarship students in Australia, defended MARA overpaying for student accommodations and having.

JPJ Staff Award Gold Medal Gymnast Farah Ann ‘Sarong Of Achievement’

PETALING JAYA:  A local Road Transport Department (JPJ) branch were so proud upon learning Malaysian.

Bangsar South Couple Demand Full 1MDB Transparency In 30-Minute Public Protest

BANGSAR:  This week, a couple demanded the government publicly disclose full details of their 1MDB.

Lunch Porn Hashtag Not Trending As GST Receipt Fever Sweeps Nation

MALAYSIA:  Today lovers of ‘lunch porn’ felt burdened by the GST simply because delicious meals.

Malaysian Bikini Wearers Opting To ‘Get A Sarawakian’

MALAYSIA:  Today the nation’s intimate waxing parlours announced the complete removal of your own forest.