Election Commission says despite leaks, no need for voters to resit GE13

Submitted by Do-over Trauma Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  Today the Election Commission reassured the rakyat that despite.

New iPhone 6 will automatically post nude photos of you online

Submitted by Compromising Online Pictures Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  While the official launch of the new.

PM takes ice bucket challenge to cure Dr M’s ALS (need Another Leader Syndrome)

  Submitted by Withdrawal of Support Affliction Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  This morning, the Prime Minister bravely.

Non-male woman spoils Malaysian cabinet sausage fest

Submitted by Gender Inequality Editor, PUTRAJAYA: Today Sharp eyed political watchers were shocked to discover.

Perkasa flying to Baghdad to solve Iraq crisis

Submitted by Middle Eastern Resolution Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:   Malay supremacist group Perkasa announced today it.

DNA analysis reveals Cadbury chocolate in man’s rectum

Submitted by Anal Confectionery DNA Editor, BANGI:  Saiful’s legal council is on the defensive this.

If I was Prime Minister, I would introduce smaller bikinis says Tourism Minister

Submitted by Pointless Political Aspirations Editor, PUTRAJAYA:   With the nation in mourning, Malaysian politicians decided.

Water crisis solved: Terengganu MB to tapau icebergs on new Antarctic voyage

Submitted by Climate Crisis Editor, KUALA TERENGGANU:  Parched Malaysians across the peninsula breathed a sigh.

Malaysian stock picking genius beats Warren Buffett

Submitted by: Business Editor KUALA LUMPUR:   The Securities Commission Malaysia (SCM) and Bursa Malaysia today.