Outspoken Former Leaders Destroying Nation, Warns Dr M

Today FMN is honored to feature guest blogger Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad; 1.    I enjoy.

Nation’s Obese tell Khairy: Don’t question our Special Rights to Ayam Goreng

Submitted by ‘Fight For Your Right to Eat Deep Fried’ Editor, MALAYSIA:  Today the nation’s.

Samy Vellu suggests Cameron Highlands hilltop ‘comb over’ plan to Palanivel

Submitted by Hillside Bald Spot Cover Up Editor, CAMERON HIGHLANDS:  Minister of natural resources and.

Malaysian proposes with 99 Galaxy Note4s, she dumps him for guy with bigger stylus

  Submitted by Cellphone Based Lifetime Partner Editor, MALACCA:  Today a love-struck man proposed to.

Experts: It’s not our fault we don’t believe transgenders have rights, we were just born this way!

KUALA LUMPUR:  Following last week’s Court of Appeal ruling, today those who oppose the right.

Apologetic Syed Azmi organises new ‘I want to get my Life Back’ event

Submitted by Ulama Forgiveness Editor, PETALING JAYA: : Syed Azmi Abhal­shi, the controversial figure who.

Ridhuan Tee warns AirAsia WiFi enables sky-high WeChat sex hook-ups

Submitted by Airborne Morality Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Writer and well-known aviation services expert, Ridhuan Tee,.

Wish we wore something more tasteful like Ebola costumes, say MH370 Halloween girls

Submitted by Outrageous Horror Outfit Editor, KANSAS:  Halloween celebrants who tastelessly wore MH370 flight crew.

iPhones will make you gay warns religious authority

Submitted by Same Sex Smartphone Inter-connectivity Editor, KUALA LUMPUR: The Federal Authority for Religious Consumer.

Malaysians welcome petrol pump income checks to qualify for cheaper RON95

Submitted by Petrol Price Discrimination Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Yesterday, second Finance Minister Datuk Seri Ahmad.

Cops stumble on Malaysian overage sex industry

Submitted by Fossilised Libido editor, PETALING JAYA:  Today Bukit Aman dismissed calling cases of young.

AirAsia announces flights from one side of KLIA2 to the other

Submitted by Forced Traveler Retail Therapy Editor, SEPANG:  Foot-weary budget travelers celebrated today after low-cost.

Home minister catches visiting pro-wrestler John Cena in powerful hold

Submitted by ‘Pinned for the three Count’ Editor, KLIA:   In a surprising display of.

MILF separatists vow not to disarm until US college boys stop sending dirty snapchats

KUALA LUMPUR: The difficult process of disarming Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) rebels after a.

Sedition arrests to continue until harmony achieved

Submitted by Too Frightened To Write Anything Editor, PETALING JAYA:  The IGP confirmed today, that.

Office employees warned not to carpool at lunchtime following Uber ban

Submitted by Private Driving Prosecution Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Work colleagues who normally pile into Kelvin’s.

Eating my bones won’t give you a boner, says Malayan Tiger

Submitted by Adored to Death Editor, HONG KONG:  Today, a representative of the Malayan Tiger.

PM visits country he can’t pronounce

BAKU (Azerbaijan):  On Friday, the Prime Minister set aside concerns about the indebted 1MDB sovereign.

Nation’s racists claim non-racist video participants ‘quoted out of context’

Submitted by ‘Unexpected Malaysian Racial Harmony Video’ Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Today the nation’s racists expressed.

A&W replaced by Sedition Prosecution Drive Thru

Submitted by Convenient Conviction Editor, PETALING JAYA: With inter-racial tensions at boiling point, the authorities.